Ah ah ! Monstrueux !
J'adore ses réflexions :
On se motive avant de commencer la partie :
"You and me, Mario, we're gonna go find the princess, she's gonna be grateful, she's gonna give you a kiss and for the next thing you know, you're gonna get laid tonight, alright ?"
Première déconvenue :
"What the fuck ?! There's no floor..."
Amitiés à la faune ambiante :
"Fuck you, Blooper !"
Appréciation de la construction du niveau :
"Who designed this fucking level ?!"
Quand il entre dans le tuyau et tombe en bas de l'écran :
"Fuck, I should have realised that... that was bullshit. That is cock... caca."
Il rate le grand saut :
I didn't make it that time, Mario, I'm sorry, that was my bad. My bad, Mario, I apologise, too bad."
Comparaison entre jeux :
"This is... this is a nightmare, this is... who designed this ? Bowser, King Koopa has never had a level design of this quality. Fuck !"
Petite montée d'adrénaline :
"Oh yeaaah, here we go ! Goomba ! Fuck you, alright, woah."
Alors comme ça on croyait recommencer au début ?
"What ?! What !?! Hey ! Didn't start... I didn't start at the start... what the..."
Encore une déconvenue lorsqu'un bloc invisible empêche Mario de quitter la plateforme mobile :
"Fuck ! Who put... ? Why ? Who did that ? Koopa... you are a cocksucker."
Mauvaise foi :
"That was your fall, I won't go with your fall, Mario, I'm sorry, I was not... I did the correct input, then... you fucked up."
Gentillesse à l'attention de la faune ambiante 2 :
"Goombas can suck my balls."
Tour de magie :
"How did I go through the tube, there ? The gods are on my side, not your side, Bowser. Fuck you, King Koopa !"
Fine observation et bonne arithmétique (à propos de la barre de flammes) :
"Fuck ! What the f... God fucking ?! Why ?? Half the time it's in the right spot, and the other half... it's not ! "
Compliment :
"Hey ! I like this. I get better, I'm getting stronger. I feel alive playing this game."
Pauvre Mario se mange les pics en haut d'un tuyau, derrière 2 blocs :
"What ?! What ?! That has never happened before ! This is a unique way to die..."
Et vlan dans les flammes :
"Aaaargh ! You didn't land on the little platform ! You're getting cocky, Mario, you son of a bitch" !
C'est vraiment pire que tout :
"This... this is fucking worse than the Da Vinci code... both the novel by Dan Brown and the film. This is worse than that... fuck, aaargh, shit..."
On se contente de peu quand c'est fini :
"Yeeeess !! I got a hundred but I don't care ! Woooooooh ! Yeeeeaaaaaahhhh... fuck ! That's it."