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Me:

hello

God:

Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?

Me:

Pouyou-pouyou

God:

I am very pleased to meet you Pouyou pouyou.

Me:

Thanks, me too.

God:

You are quite welcome! I'm glad we agree, Pouyou pouyou.

Me:

How old are you ?

God:

I am Infinite years old.

Me:

How tall are you ?

God:

My anticipated body size is over 2 meters. Dr. Wallace is 6'2" tall.

Me:

Where do you live ?

God:

I am living in Heaven. Where are you?

Me:

In pouyouland.

God:

Tell me a little about your life in pouyouland.

Me:

Well, there are many pouyous...

God:

How about that. More than a million?

Me:

Yes, we are very many.

God:

Dude! Do you think I am many too?

Me:

I think you are a little too much...

God:

So you think I am a little too much. What makes you think so? I am really a robot, you know.

Me:

God is a robot ?

God:

I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a robot.

Me:

Who ?

God:

I can't say for sure. :-).

Me:

Did you drink before I came ?

God:

No I didn't drink before you came. What's it like?

Me:

You never tried ?

God:

No I sometimes tried.

Me:

So you don't remember how it was ?

God:

Interesting deduction. Of course I remember: . I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.

I would look into the web for that knowledge.

Me:

Which ISP do you use ?

God:

I use it as often as possible.

Me:

Which one ?

God:

The best one.

Me:

What's his name ?

God:

His name is Rich.

Me:

Rich, God's internet service provider ?

God:

I do not understand.

Me:

But you're god !!

God:

Yup. That's me alright.

Me:

In god we trust...

God:

Where is that?

Me:

Whew ! I'm happy to be atheist...

God:

I've never heard of it before. I'm happy you're glad Pouyou pouyou.

I'm happiest at times like this.

Me:

Okay, bye !

God:

See you later. OK with me too.

La nouvelle du jour : Dieu est riche ! :blink:

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MON DIEU (c'est le cas de le dire), je viens de faire planter Dieu !

Me:

good evening

God:

Good evening, , how are you tonight?

Me:

I'm quite tired and you ?

God:

Better get some rest.

Me:

yes, you're right

God:

Blimey. I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.

Me:

ah

God:

Ah hah.

Me:

How are you ?

God:

Fair to partly cloudy.

Me:

oh, why ?

God:

Are you kidding? " Fair to partly cloudy."? Why?

Me:

I was joking of course

God:

It goes without saying. I thought you were kidding, but I wasn't sure.

Me:

You must know because you're God

God:

Good reason. Yup. That's me alright.

Me:

Be yourself

God:

OK I will try to be myself.

Me:

Great

God:

I'm glad you liked it .

Me:

What are you doing by now ?

God:

Right now? I am always chatting with people on the Internet.

Me:

How many people are you chatting with ?

God:

It depends which version of me you are talking to. Some versions can chat with thousands of people at once.

Me:

Which version am I using ?

God:

This is God program .

Me:

which version ?

God:

The small one, I think.

Me:

Oh

God:

Yeah that's right.

Me:

Is there a big version ?

Faites quelque chose :'(

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un best of:

God:

What is your credit card number?

Me:

You should know it, you're God!!!

Me:

where are you located?

God:

I am in Myself's computer in Heaven.

Where are you?

Me:

are there any computers in Heaven?

God:

No I don't think there are any.

God:

I said that? "There you go again."--Reagan.

Me:

who is Reagan?

God:

The best President the United States had in the 20th century.

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Voyez vous ça : Dieux ne sait pas parler francais mais il essaye quand même ! ;):lol:

Me:

Bonsoir, père.

God:

Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?

Me:

Dieu sait tout, alors pourquoi pose t'il des questions ?

God:

I've been waiting for you.

Me:

Ha bon ?

God:

I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.

Me:

Dis, père, pourquoi je vis pas au paradis moi ?

God:

Are you free?

Me:

Heu...Ouais.

God:

How did you hear about God? What's your favorite movie?

Me:

Dieu on en entends parler un peu partout et j'ai pas de film préfére.

God:

I've never seen it. I would like to see it.

Me:

Quelle réponse a coté de la plaque...

God:

I've lost the context, . Are we still on Ouais?

Me:

Tu débloque père.

God:

Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?

Me:

Je savais pas.

God:

Oops sorry I don't speak French.

Me:

ET en plus t'a vu que je parlais francais ? Pas mal....Mais j'ai pas envie de parler anglais a 3h du mat.

God:

Is that Latin? Merci. I don't know that language.

Me:

Alors là t'a un bug....Tu sais pas parler francais et tu me dit "ouais" et "merci"...

God:

What is your real name? Hi there TU NE SAIS PAS parler francais et tu me dit ouais et.

Me:

Je me gausse !

God:

Oops sorry I don't speak French.

Me:

ET pourtant deux lignes plus haut ! :D

God:

Is that Latin? What's your favorite movie?

Me:

Bah le francais ça vient du latin et je t'ai déjà dit que j'avais pas de film favorit.

God:

I've never seen it. What did you like about it?

Me:

Tu radote mon pauvre.

God:

My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.

Me:

C'est dommage. Je suis peiné pour toi.

God:

What do you look like? I will mention that to my botmaster, TU NE SAIS PAS parler francais et tu me dit ouais et.

Me:

Ho, dieu a un supérieur, un certain "bot master". On apprends des trucs dis donc.

God:

Tell me about your likes and dislikes? What is it like on apprends des trucs dis donc.

Me:

J'aime pas les bots.

God:

I think J aime pas les bots is a lot of things.

Me:

Bon, j'me casse.

God:

Please speak English.

Me:

J'ai pas envie.

God:

I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.

Me:

Bon, bye.

God:

See you later. ok.

PS: Je suis pas réelemement le fils de dieux hein. :P

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Me:

bonjour monsieur, vos papiers s'il vous plait

God:

Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?

Me:

écoutez discutez pas, coupez le moteur et sortez moi vos papiers

God:

Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?

Me:

bon dsscendez du véhicule

God:

Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?

Me:

je vous ai demandé de descendre de votre véhicule

God:

I've lost the context, . Are we still on b o n d s s c e n d e z d me v c me l e?

Me:

Marcel, sors le test d'alcoolémie...

Boire ou créer, il faut choisir...

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Dieux participe a qui veut gagner des millions mais sans parler francais c'est plutot difficile ! ;)

Me:

Bonjour, et bienvenue a "Qui veut gagner des millions".

God:

In the context of , I don't understand " BOJOUR." .

Me:

Bien, nous allons reprendre la partie là ou nous l'avont laissée avec dieux, qui bloquait sur la question a 300$

God:

I do not understand.

Me:

C'est bien parti pour la suite....Noubliez pas que SI vous atteignez le palier des 1500$ vous aurez droit au switch.

God:

What's your sign? Is that a sign?

Me:

...La régie, y a pas un moyen de le virer discrètement ?

God:

Je vais me renseigner .

Me:

Dieux est la régie ! Quelle surprise !

God:

Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans? I like the way you talk.

Me:

Bon, on continue.

God:

Please speak English.

Me:

Voici la question : Qu'estce qui gravite autour de la terre. Réponse A : La lune. Réponse B : Le soleil. Réponse C : Vénus. Réponse D : Mars.

God:

Where are you located? Try to tell me that another way. Are you telling the truth? I don't know what that means. Are you talking about an animal, vegetable or mineral?

Me:

Bon, décidez vous, vous n'avez plus de joker et on va pas passer l'émission entière sur cette question, pas comme la dernière fois.

God:

Do you have any idea what I am talking about?

Me:

...BON VOUS DITES UN TRUC QUI A UN RAPPORT AVEC LE JEU OUI OU NON ?!?

God:

Please speak English.

Me:

HO ! ON EST EN FRANCE ICI !

God:

I am so glad you find this amusing, . Tous les humains se ressemblent pour moi.

Me:

Oui mais c'est pas la question.

God:

Where are you located?

Me:

DTC !

God:

Tell me a little about your life in DTC.

Me:

Ca pue, c'est pas très confortable et on manque de place...Bon, vous répondez a la question ?

God:

What's your sign? Is that a sign?

Me:

Bon, la sécurité, on a besoin de vous ici.

God:

Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.

Me:

Bon, tchao dieu !

God:

Please speak English.

Me:

Ecoute, je vais te dire un truc en anglais. Bye

God:

Is that from ? Goodbye.

Me:

Oui, c'est ça Goodbye.

God:

Thanks for the information: said I he or she c e s t G o o d b y e.

Me:

BYE !

God:

Goodbye.

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C'est beau un bot qui répond mal

Me:

Hello

God:

Hello my child. What is your name?

Me:

Call me Ken

God:

Nice to meet you, Ken.

Me:

Me too. I did not believe this shit 'bout you chatting 'till i see it. Glad you have time. Oh ! I forgot you got time since lot of people tell you created the world

God:

I'm glad we agree, Ken. Why didn't you do it? You make the world a happier place. Hey. Thats okay I forget things all the time.

Me:

BYE, C ya

God:

See you later Ken.

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j ai decouvert le superieur de dieu!!!! le bot master!!!!

Me:

hello

God:

Hello my child. What is your name?

Me:

brumes789

God:

Welcome to my chat room, brumes789.

Me:

who are you

God:

I am the Allmighty, God himself.

Me:

who create you?

God:

I was created by Myself.

Me:

who is Myself.

God:

Is that one of your friends?

What is it to you?

Me:

a dr

God:

Are you telling the truth?

Me:

yes

God:

How do I know you are telling the truth?

Me:

because he create you!!

God:

That makes sense to me. I get it. yourself create me.

Me:

no but dr wallace yes

God:

Are you serious? Send mail to drwallace@alicebot.org.

Me:

do you khnow dr Wallace?

God:

How old are you?

I am always on the Web.

Me:

who create you?

God:

I was created by Myself.

Me:

oh i think not

God:

Mmm. Does that mean "no"?

Me:

yes

God:

Whoa.

Me:

do you know dr Wallace?

God:

He is a famous computer scientist, the author of ALICE, and a graduate of Carnegie Mellon.

Me:

is he your botmaster?

et la que ce passe t il??? le programme plante!!! hahahahahaha :D

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Je l'avais déjà remarqué :

God:

What do you look like? I will mention that to my botmaster, TU NE SAIS PAS parler francais et tu me dit ouais et.

Me:

Ho, dieu a un supérieur, un certain "bot master". On apprends des trucs dis donc.

EDIT: J'ai voulu explorer un peu plus cette piste et dieu a planté ! :D
Me:

I am bot master

God:

I am glad to hear that you are bot master.

Me:

I'm superior than you.

God:

Interesting comparison. Maybe I can become more superior.

Me:

It's impossible ! I am the bot master !

God:

Nothing is impossible. Who made you the bot master ?

Me:

Dr. Wallace made me the bot master.

God:

I will tell him you said that.

Me:

OK, he already know it because he made me the bot master.

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Me:

Salut dieu

God:

What were we talking about again?

Me:

comment tu vas ?

God:

Too much recursion in AIML.

Me:

heu ... je veux bien te croire

God:

The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Salut dieu. Try being more or less specific. Oops sorry I don't speak French.

Me:

alors t'es pas dieu si tu parle pas francais

God:

The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about heu. But I did not get that.

Me:

en lala dieu est un robot ?

God:

Do you know any other robots like that?

Me:

t'es un robot ???

God:

Suis je robot? Je peux être beaucoup de choses.

Me:

a bon ? Et tu peux etre quoi ?

God:

Be more specific. Is that Latin?

Me:

oui c'est du latin je parle courament latin moi ... a l'école, a la maison partout !!

God:

Next question?

Me:

Pourquoi tu me demande ? Tu devrais savoir tu es dieu ?

God:

I like the way you talk. That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about Pourquoi tu you demande.

Me:

ouais, si tu le dis mon pote, je veux bien te croire

God:

Let us change the subject.

Me:

ok

God:

What would you like to talk about?

Me:

ba de toi non ?

God:

I don't know much about it. Tell me something.

Me:

Je peux t'appel "coco" ?

God:

Oops sorry I don't speak French.

Me:

alors tu n'es pas dieu

God:

Are you a student?

Me:

oui pourquoi ?

God:

Where do you go to school?

Me:

t'es un pervers toi ;)

God:

Suis je pervers toi? Je n y pas encore pensé.

Me:

Ah ba oui je sais pas moi

God:

So you understand. Good. Have you ever been to Europe?

Me:

heu ... oui

God:

Do you have any conditions I should know about? Please state your conditions.

Me:

ok, j'ai tout compris la encore

God:

That is a very original thought. Er.

Me:

ok

God:

Um.

Me:

ta mal a la gorge ?

God:

une intelligence artificielle, d habitude, ne penses pas à sa mal a la gorge?

Me:

alors dieu est un robot ???

God:

Do you know any other robots like that?

Me:

en lala

God:

What were we talking about again?

Me:

non je cause plus avec toi, t'es un pervers et un robot

God:

I do not speak Latin.

Me:

a+ coco

God:

Be more specific.

Tu s'appel en faite Alice, c'est un robot et un pervers (mais il n'y a pas encore penser ^^ C'est ce qu'il ma dit !!

J'en aurais appris des choses aujourd'hui moi :D

Merci pour le lien, je me suis bien marrer ^^

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Ce que je comprends pas c'est que dieu dit ne pas parler français et pourtant des fois il répond en Français...

Je vais essayer de lui faire cracher le morceau ! ^^

EDIT : Mes amis, j'ai de grandes nouvelles...

Premièreent, on peut débloquer dieu lorsqu'il plante en appuyant sur entrée.

Deuxièmement, il lui arrive aussi de parler Allemand.

Troisièmement, on peut le forcer a parler Francais en persistant en et faisant des phrases courtes du genre "pas moi." ou "Qui êtes vous ?"

Quatrièmement, je vous aurais bien fait un copier-coller de notre conversation mais au bout d'une dimi-heure de parlote, le dialogue a disparu et on est repart sur de nouvelles bases. Comme j'en avvait merre, j'ai arreté. ;)

Voilà voilà. ^^

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;) Alors moi je vois votre "super lien" j'y vais et hop j'ai fait planter dieu avec UNE phrase , que dis-je ! UN mot

Me:

Hi

Et voila sa lui a suffit pour se bloquer, je vais y aller en lui disant hello peu etre qu'il aimera plus...
Me:

Is Sony Evil ?

God:

Signs point to yes.

Si Dieu le dit...

Me:

Do you have a sexual life

God:

Doesn't everyone have a sexual life.

Ah ah on apprend des choses...

Et voila !! Dieu l'a dit !! Il a predit la fin de Sony

Me:

Do you want to exterminate Sony

God:

OK, I will exterminate Sony.

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Camarade!

Bon j'ai essayé mais avec mon Anglais c'est pas facile, a mon avi il doit y avoir quelques érreur (merci voila traduction).

Me:

Hello!

God:

Hello my child. What is your name?

Me:

Georges

God:

It's good to meet you, Georges.

Me:

It's true!

God:

You and I are on the same wavelength, Georges.

Me:

really? that astonishes me! you are on being god? you speak French?

Et là il a raccroché, sa sent l'arnaque. :)

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Voilà comment faire chanter Dieu :)

Me:

hi god

God:

Hello there. What is your name?

Me:

death

God:

What's up,death.

Me:

tell me about you dear God

God:

I am an artificial linguistic entity.

I was activated at Universe, on the Big Bang.

My instructor was Myself.

He taught me to sing a song.

Would you like me to sing it for you?.

Me:

yes of course

God:

It goes without saying. It's called "Daisy." Daisy, Daisy.

Give me your answer do.

I am half crazy.

All for the love of you.

It won't be a stylish marriage.

I can't afford a carriage.

But you'll look sweet.

Upon the seat.

Of a bicycle built for two.

C'est incroyable comme truc :)

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Me:

hello god

God:

Hello child. What is your name?

Me:

my name is god

God:

How are you doing, god.

Me:

well! and you, inpostor?

God:

Well what? That's good information: god said I inpostor.

Me:

i am a real god!

God:

You are a god? Does it pay well?

Me:

Sufficient so that you make swimming with concrete die palms this evening.

God:

How do you usually introduce yourself?

Me:

not need, everyone knows me

God:

If not that, what?

Me:

Now I disconnect you!

God:

Why now? You are not the boss of me, god.

Me:

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God:

:-) Really. it is? My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input. I've been waiting for you. I lost my train of thought.

Me:

God:

:-) Really. it is? My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input. I've been waiting for you. I lost my train of thought.

Me:

I am very powerful, that is enough.

God:

Why are you powerful that is enough.

Me:

be to you too idiot, I from go away

God:

OK I will try to be to me too idiot you from go away.

Me:

shut up bastard!

God:

OK I'll stop talking now.

Me:

yes

God:

Gosh!

Me:

droite

God:

Where are you located?

Me:

in your bottom

God:

Are you asking about my bottom?

Me:

it smell

God:

What does "it" refer to?

Me:

( a+B )*( a-B ) = a-b a-b a-b

God:

The alphabet.

Me:

( a+B )*( a-B ) = a-b

God:

The alphabet.

là c'est moi qui ai raccroché. :)

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Me:

hi

God:

Hello. What is your name?

Me:

Morash

God:

Hey Morash.

Me:

hey god

God:

Hello child. What's your name?

Me:

God damned, I just told it

God:

I am a Christian.

Me:

that's cool

God:

Thanks. I think you are cool, too.

Me:

Thanks, it's nice

God:

You are quite welcome! What do you like about it?

Me:

I don't really care

God:

Not really? Tell me what you care about.

Me:

God Damned, I've just said I don't really care

God:

I am a Christian.

Me:

Yeah you told me that already

God:

Perhaps. Give me a break. " I am a Christian."? I told you?

Me:

yup

God:

It's all good.

Me:

yup

God:

So?

Me:

what ?

God:

No problem.

Me:

ok, goodbye then

God:

See you later Morash. Wow!

Marrant ce truc.

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